When your boss tells you the only thing keeping you from being a hottie is the fact u don’t run everyday. That and I should apparently shave my facial hair. And get a new haircut. Wtf??

Coming undone #gay #tired #lunchbreak (Taken with instagram)

Owls (Taken with instagram)

Latch hook ftw #gay (Taken with instagram)

#kingdaka was amazing with @stebbich (Taken with instagram)

Long day down the shore #dts #gay #tired (Taken with instagram)

#fatkid fiesta! With @stebbich eating dinner in seaside heights. What up #snooki (Taken with instagram)

@stebbich looking bewildered by the plethora of #hotties at the shore #dts #mdw #summer #gay (Taken with instagram)

A baby on the side of a trailer. #weird #freaky #baby (Taken with instagram)

Here in my car I feel safest of all… (Taken with instagram)